Inaudible dialogues

The cast Mort: My new dog! Heading dog, collie, and Huntaway mix. Lewis: Neurotic Border collie cross. Harry: Psychopathic ninja cat. ******  Pizza *Eating pizza with two collies nearby* Me: Ooo! that's spicy. Lewis: What happened?! WHAT HAPPENED?!! I'm so worried about you Mort: ARE YOU OKAY Lewis: I ASKED FIRST > Meeting Harry Mort: Oh, a cat! Yay! Harry: Well hello there. Why don't you come a little closer? Mort: Friend? Lewis: Don't do it, bro Harry's claws: ~Shink~ Mort: Not a friend! Not a friend! > Learning fetch Me: I have a tennis ball Mort: So what? There's a smell over here. Me: I have a tennis ball...and you don't. Mort: When you put it that way... Me: This ball is so EXCITING! I'm going to run around with it and play with it! Mort: I SUDDENLY REALLY WANT IT Me: Fetch it then! Mort: I'M GONNA FETCH IT!!! I HAVE IT! Me: Bring it back then! Mort: I'M GONNA BRING IT BACK BUT YOU CAN'T H...

These are a few past posts that I have saved. Enjoy! 1st December 2018 Me: Breakfast, Harry and Magnus! Magnus: OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMFINISHED Harry: What is this? Me: It's the same as what you had yesterday, and the day before. Harry: Nathan fed me yesterday. Me: So? Harry: Nathan cuts it up for me. Me: Really?...okay. Magnus: I'll have it! Harry: SMALL pieces. 24th November 2018 Lewis: Vikki...Vikki...Vikki... Me: Whaaaaaat??!! Lewis: OMG you're awake! Let's get up! Me: Mmmmpfffff it's 6.30am Lewis: Yeah but let's get up! Me: ok FINE I'll stumble into the kitchen and make tea Lewis: Great! While you do that, I'm going back to bed. 1st November 2018 Mam and dad: We're going to the gym. Poppy: When mam and dad go to the gym, I go in my box. Me: But you don't have to tonight, because Michael and I are here! You can stay up and have fun with us! Poppy: When mam and dad go to ...